Robot Jox (1989)

Quixotic, backwater, SnapTite, peripheral, cellophane camp straight out of Stevie’s house.

An outrageous, simplistic plot plucked directly from MechWarrior, starring Jake-Claude GunDamme and directed by a 9-year-old boy covered in spaghetti. This movie would have made an amazing set of Happy Meal toys, crotchsaw and all. This is the only movie I’ve seen with the casual, plot-irrelevant inclusion of n-95 masks worn by the public in a dystopian setting.

Crash and Burn!