{"id":116,"date":"2025-10-31T00:10:39","date_gmt":"2025-10-31T00:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/?page_id=116"},"modified":"2025-11-05T17:07:52","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T17:07:52","slug":"robot-jox-1989","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/?page_id=116","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"553\" src=\"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_7144.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-133\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_7144.webp 1024w, https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_7144-300x162.webp 300w, https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_7144-768x415.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:21px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\"><strong>Robot Jox (1989)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Quixotic, backwater, SnapTite, peripheral, cellophane camp straight out of Stevie&#8217;s house.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><em>An outrageous, simplistic plot plucked directly from MechWarrior, starring Jake-Claude GunDamme and directed by a 9-year-old boy covered in spaghetti. This movie would have made an amazing set of Happy Meal toys, crotchsaw and all. This is the only movie I&#8217;ve seen with the casual, plot-irrelevant inclusion of n-95 masks worn by the public in a dystopian setting.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><em>Crash and Burn!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robot Jox (1989) Quixotic, backwater, SnapTite, peripheral, cellophane camp straight out of Stevie&#8217;s house. An outrageous, simplistic plot plucked directly from MechWarrior, starring Jake-Claude GunDamme and directed by a 9-year-old boy covered in spaghetti. This movie would have made an amazing set of Happy Meal toys, crotchsaw and all. This is the only movie I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-116","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139,"href":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/116\/revisions\/139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeberlin.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}